Oh, sweet irony, how we love thee...

By a very random and circuitous sequence of events, I was reading though an old MSN transcript of a conversation had with Shilpa over the summer, to try and find a bit of a conversation had with Jenny-in-Georgia in relation to the Sunset at Tiffany's ending ideas that I'd pasted, since the conversation with Jenny has disappeared, because I came up with another ending and then realised I couldn't remember the first two...  But anyway, I came across the following snippet of conversation:

Her: ooh have u been watching will and gracde?
Me: i never remember when it's on. and i have to be in the right mindset where i'm giggling inanely, which i'm not, currently.
Me: otherwise jack goes from being cute and adorable to cute and depressing...
Her: fair neough
Her: 9pm fridays
Me: right.
Her: just been moved
Me: i'll attempt to remember it...
Her: it was mucchly gd on friday
Me: also, i have to be able to fight nautica to the death.  she's determined to make me a jack/karen shipper...
Her: noooooooooooooooooo!
Me: when ideally, i imagine i should be at LEAST jack./will...
Her: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Me: no to both?  oy...
Her: yes indeed will and grace is my one programme unshipped
Me: heh.  blame nautica, not me. it happens without my even realising it.
Her: lol
Me: you know, i don't think i HAVE a programme unshipped...
Me: except possibly most haunted, but that doesn't count.

Also rather ironic seeing as I was reading truly appalling Karen/Jack fic not ten minutes ago.  Procrastination-by-badfic is the worst.

Incidentally, I still haven't found the bit of conversation I was looking for, and consequently have a half-written e-mail still awaiting completion... and I'm not doing any more work 'til it's done, either. :)

I appear to be utterly incapable of doing work...

It has come to my attention that I must stop coming up with ideas.  What follows is, for once, not a list of WIPs.  It is, in fact, a list of things I have promised myself I'll write at some point, but actually failed to start, most of which are actually crossovers.  In no particular order:

1)  "Leviathan Rouge" - Farscape/Moulin Rouge! crossover.  I still really, really want to write this, but it'll have to wait til the 'scapeMuses wake up again.  At least I'd come up with adapted names for everyone...
2)  The Farscape/Les Misérables crossover.  Needs to wait until such time as a) I remember the actual cast list, b) I listen to it again and c) as above...
3) "The Wizard of the UT" - there's really no excuse. It even has pictures.
4) "The Crossover of Doom" - perhaps when Naomi and I are both work-less, it'll actually get finished.  Or started more than it already is.  Some of the 'verses have been started, but Naomi still owes me the end of the PotterVerse bit, and her idea on how, precisely, Jack Sparrow ends up in Sunnydale.  But on that note, I also have to get Mitzi, Felicia and Bernadette there, too...  Damn these interconnecting Silly!Verses!  Damn them!
5) "Come Forward", which I really really want to start now...
6) "Sunset At Tiffany's" because I've just been emailing Jenny some ideas, and it now has ( four different endings. )

7) A Buffy/Pirates of the Caribbean crossover, that Eni is going to help with because she kept giving me silly mental images of Buffy wearing a too-tight corset and falling into the sea.  And Riley wearing a stupid wig...
8) A Buffy/Phantom of the Opera crossover that was decidedly less well-established, plot-wise, than...
9) "The Phantom of the Sickbay", a Voyager/POTO crossover with a Doc/Seven pairing.  I think I was going to write it with Katie, actually.
10) The idea for the Kim inner-monologue Edward Scissorhands fic I came up with the other night...
11) The sequel to "Broken Record", which, in all honesty, I can't even start until I've finished "Broken Record"... ;)  (Is it bad I can name an actor that my original character looks like?)

I'm also pretty sure there's even more, but that's all that spring to mind immediately.  Gragh.  Work, damn you.

*has hysterics*

Randomly decided to listen to the other compilation CD Naomi made me, and remembered the completely wonderful "The USS Make Shit Up".  Lyrics are below.  It's funny because it's true.

( Har! )

Oh, isn't parody fantastic?