I think a section of my brain may actually have died.
Tonight was insane. Though, oddly, not as insane as some nights, just... because I was tired to start with, it seemed more insane. I did get bought a drink (yay, J2O!), and then another, but since I had one I had a quid off the bloke instead. Gotta love regulars. Got tormented by John and the other Guiness bloke again, but that's just part of the deal now.. But anyway, there were just random instances where my mind shut off entirely.
Example one: two blokes come in. I've never seen them before, but that's nothing new. One orders a bottle of Becks, the other orders "brown ale". It took me three attempts to figure out he meant Newcastle Brown. Which is even worse because a) there's nothing else with 'brown' in its name, so I could've guessed and b) the bloke was actually from Newcastle, so a little common sense would have implied that's what he meant.
Example two: more new people, a couple. Boy orders... oh, I can't even remember. Probably Carling. Girl orders vodka and coke. I go through the usual - "ice and lemon? House or Smirnoff?" She says yes to ice and lemon, and requests the house stuff. Since I've run out of lemon in the lounge, I put the ice in, get lemon from the bar (which takes about ten seconds) and by the time I get back, I'm adamant she ordered Malibu. Luckily, I always double-check.
Also? It took me 15 minutes to type this because my fingers won't function.
I was going to do more dissertation tonight, but I think the words 'frell that' spring instantly to mind. I'll try to get up early and finish it before the shops close...
(Incidentally, I'm eating the remainder of the microwavable fried rice I got to have with my curry yesterday, because I have no butter to put on bread. It reminds me of when I was little and we'd get a curry, and the bloke at our local Chinese restaurant would put in a special portion of egg fried rice for me...)
Ugh. Sleeeeeeep...
Tonight was insane. Though, oddly, not as insane as some nights, just... because I was tired to start with, it seemed more insane. I did get bought a drink (yay, J2O!), and then another, but since I had one I had a quid off the bloke instead. Gotta love regulars. Got tormented by John and the other Guiness bloke again, but that's just part of the deal now.. But anyway, there were just random instances where my mind shut off entirely.
Example one: two blokes come in. I've never seen them before, but that's nothing new. One orders a bottle of Becks, the other orders "brown ale". It took me three attempts to figure out he meant Newcastle Brown. Which is even worse because a) there's nothing else with 'brown' in its name, so I could've guessed and b) the bloke was actually from Newcastle, so a little common sense would have implied that's what he meant.
Example two: more new people, a couple. Boy orders... oh, I can't even remember. Probably Carling. Girl orders vodka and coke. I go through the usual - "ice and lemon? House or Smirnoff?" She says yes to ice and lemon, and requests the house stuff. Since I've run out of lemon in the lounge, I put the ice in, get lemon from the bar (which takes about ten seconds) and by the time I get back, I'm adamant she ordered Malibu. Luckily, I always double-check.
Also? It took me 15 minutes to type this because my fingers won't function.
I was going to do more dissertation tonight, but I think the words 'frell that' spring instantly to mind. I'll try to get up early and finish it before the shops close...
(Incidentally, I'm eating the remainder of the microwavable fried rice I got to have with my curry yesterday, because I have no butter to put on bread. It reminds me of when I was little and we'd get a curry, and the bloke at our local Chinese restaurant would put in a special portion of egg fried rice for me...)
Ugh. Sleeeeeeep...